R. Kelly’s New Album Actually Comes With Black Panties

Visit Kelly’s BlackPantiesDropping.com website, and feast your eyes on the Black Panties Deluxe Bundle. As the pre-order page explains, “Kellz is dropping Black Panties on December 10 [via RCA], and theres no reason you shouldn’t have your own pair to drop as well!” The bundle comes with a set of black, R. Kelly-approved lady-skivvies, plus a free download of non-album track “Lights On” for orders placed before November 29. So the next time you see Kelly in concert, you can be sure the unmentionables you’re throwing onstage conform to the man’s own personal selection.

Suspect Comments ‘Catch Me If U Can’ On Police Facebook…..Gets Caught

A burglary suspect in Texas was arrested not 15 minutes after posting a taunt to a police department Facebook page.

Rosenburg, Texas police say Damian and Rolando Lozano allegedly burglarized 17 cars in one community on Sunday.

Officers apprehended Damian Lozano, but Rolando remained at large, so they posted his picture to their Facebook page in an appeal for public help.

Rolando Lozano’s reponse:

As one might have guessed from other cases of suspects that have taken to Facebook to comment on their own wanted photos, Lozano was promptly caught.

How promptly? According to comments left by department, the response may have been as quick as 5 minutes.

Kanye Not Happy With SNL Skit

Kanye West is furious that he and baby mama Kim Kardashian were mocked onSaturday Night Live this past weekend.
In the skit, “Waking Up with Kimye,” Jay Pharaoh and Nasim Pedrad took on the roles of Kim and Kanye, completely mocking them — the whole thing based around the word “genius,” which Kanye uses frequently.
“Kanye was not happy about being dissed, he doesn’t think any of it is funny,” a source close to the singer told HollywoodLife.
“He considers them to be one of the most influential couples that has ever existed. He might just refuse to go back on SNL ever again.”
Lady GaGa, the host of the evening, joined the segment as an Apple employee who worked at the Genius Bar. Kanye, naturally, told her that she didn’t deserve the title of “genius,” and that he and Kim did — they even threw in an “I am God” statement.