Man Calls Police On Snoring Woman
Be careful who you bring home from the bar. She might go to sleep and start snoring……loud! hahaha, I’m sorry people but this is hilarious.
Woman Gets Pepper Sprayed, Monkey Stolen
Police in Grand Junction, Colo., are seeking a man who allegedly pepper-sprayed a woman in the face and then stole her pet monkey.
The woman, who traveled from Missouri to Colorado to sell her black cap Capuchin monkey, met the suspect Monday in the parking lot of a La Quinta Inn motel with her primate in a carrier.
The man then sprayed the woman in the face, grabbed the carrier and fled the scene on foot, Kate Porras, Grand Junction Police Department information coordinator, told NBC News.
Porras said the woman had communicated with the man online, in text messages and phone calls.
The woman’s injuries were not considering life-threatening, Porras said.
It is illegal to own a primate in the state of Colorado, Porras added. The woman has not been charged with a crime.
The suspect faces charges of robbery, theft and assault, Porras said.
Chinese zoo tries passing off dog as an ‘African lion’
A Chinese zoo’s supposed “African lion” was exposed as a fraud when the dog used as a substitute started barking.
The zoo in the People’s Park of Luohe, in the central province of Henan, replaced exotic exhibits with common species, according to the state-run Beijing Youth Daily.
It quoted a customer surnamed Liu who wanted to show her son the different sounds animals made – but he pointed out that the animal in the cage labelled “African lion” was barking.
The beast was in fact a Tibetan mastiff – a large and long-haired breed of dog.
“The zoo is absolutely cheating us,” the paper quoted Liu, who was charged 15 yuan ($2.45) for the ticket, as saying. “They are trying to disguise the dogs as lions.”
Three other species housed incorrectly included two coypu rodents in a snake’s cage, a white fox in a leopard’s den, and another dog in a wolf pen.
The chief of the park’s animal department, Liu Suya, told the paper that while it does have a lion, it had been taken to a breeding facility and the dog – which belonged to an employee – had been temporarily housed in the zoo over safety concerns.
Users of China’s Twitter-like Sina Weibo service mocked the zoo.
“This is not funny at all…” one said.
